Jeter

Nobody retired in better fashion than Derek Jeter, so to retire my pen name I'm going to stick with the best:

Stay Classy

                      -Talmage Lamb

Chi Cha

A very wise man once said "it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none"
So I'm here to share a gift you can't put a price on-
For all you playas tryna "close the deal" sometime soon I suggest you use this elite playlist:

Springsteen-Eric Church
Mine Would Be You-Blake Shelton
I Don't Dance-Lee Brice
Let Me Down Easy-Billy Currington
Highway Don't Care-Tim McGraw
Give it all we've got tonight-George Strait
It did-Brad Paisley
Take your Time-Sam Hunt
Must Be doing Something Right-Billy Currington
One Step Up-Kenny Chesney
The House That Built Me-Miranda Lambert
Then-Brad Paisley
Come Over-Kenny Chesney
Cop Car-Keith Urban
Young Love-Kip Moore
Seven Days-Kenny Chesney
Remember When-Alan Jackson
Shotgun Rider-Kenny Chesney
Hey Pretty Girl-Kip Moore
Colder Weather-Zac Brown Band
Like a Wrecking Ball-Eric Church
Wild Child-Kenny Chesney
Highway 20 ride-Zac Brown Band
Like Jesus Does-Eric Church
You and Tequila-Kenny Chesney
Girl Crush-Little Big Town
The Trouble With Girls-Scotty Mcreery (Credit to Nick L for that one ;))
Making Memories of us-Keith Urban
Who Are you when I'm not Looking-Blake Shelton
Die a Happy Man-Thomas Rhett


Works every time :)
Expect some good Chi Cha

Heart

Heart- it's afraid of what it doesn't already know.

So would you rather spend a night sleeping on the moon? Or on a raft floating in the Pacific?

I'd take a night on the moon. I'm not a fan of whatever you can't see below you in the ocean, in fact: I'm terrified of it. If you dropped me in the middle of the Pacific I would die. Likewise I would carry some worry if I was put on the moon all alone, but I wouldn't be scared. It'd be an adventure and my view would be top-notch. Also, as far as I know, there isn't any living thing that could kill me on the moon; unlike the ocean, where I stick my hand in the water and I'm dead within two minutes. I know that the ocean has been explored a lot more, and It's much closer to home. I'm not sure what causes my fear of it, but it's a very significant one in my life. Therefore, my final answer is the Moon, where I would feel safe and adventure into the unknown.

familiar sounds

Constantly, from all directions, shots go off, sound all around us. Shotguns went off when we smashed into the back of that truck. Joe Buck's voice in the background of our 2009 celebration. That wooden crack of Summer, followed by the firework's explosion later that night. The same playlist I use for all my Sunday "drives." Ray Charles while I'm peeling down the snowy mountainside all the way to my Kenny Chesney while I'm sitting on the beach. A couple short months later it's Winter and there isn't any more noise. Just a couple more cold moths until I hear that wooden crack again.

10 ways to kill a Sunday

1. Go to church, even if you aren't Mormon or if you are, church takes a solid three hours out your day.
2. Eat some chips and Sals when you get home.
3. Sunday night football
4. Lots and lots of homework
5. You could go on long drives with your spouse or significant other.
6. You could watch game 5 of the 2015 World Series.
7. Call up that significant other and get some chi cha.
8. Toss the pigskin around with the guys and maybe drink some protein.
9. Play ping pong with an old friend you haven't seen in a while.
10. Send your neighbor a heart-warming text just to show your support to him/her.